Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back

Recently I came across the game Wet Attack, standing in my collection. Wet Attack (“Starring: Lula”) is a soft erotic, strategy game, developed and published by cdv Software, which was released in Europe in 1999. It’s the sequel of Lula: The Sexy Empire (1998) and the fourth game in the “Lula” series.

I couldn’t get the game working on windows 10, but I did find some video files on the six discs the game comes on. Thought it would be fun to put some of those together in a video, so here you are. Not the best quality and it may not make much sense if you don’t know the game. But, yeah… there you go.

Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back
The player begins by stealing a spaceship, named “The Tit”, then begins searching for Lula, who is lost in space. Following leads, the player travels from planet to planet, picking up cargo and selling for a profit. Sometimes the cargo includes contraband, which pays well, but is risky. From time to time the spaceship is attacked by pirates who try to steal cargo or girls. Players must assemble a full-body ship before they can save the lost Lula.

The player has to hire a crew for the ship, a gunner and an engineer, and keep them happy. (The crew is all female, so players have to “keep them happy”, or may hire up to three gigolos if they would rather get on with the missions.) This helps keep the ship together. Players can also buy upgrades for “the Tit”; engines, guns, shields, spy satellites etc. After a while they can buy a “second Tit”, doubling the size of the ship. While docking at a planet, the ship doubles as a brothel. The player hires girls to work in the bedrooms, and keeps them healthy, sexy, and satisfied.

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