Project Snow (StudioFOW)

If Studio F.O.W. got 60k followers on twitter, they would release a special video. Well recently the 60k was achieved…

Project Snow FAQ:

Q: What is the Milestone Movie?
A: The milestone movie is called Snow’s White Christmas aka Project Snow

Q: What is about?
A: This movie is what happens when me and Anastasia eat a bunch of shrooms and then decide to make a porno. Then forget about it for 3 years, and realize that we have to probably finish this shit now because we’re swapping engines

Q: Who stars in it?
A: It stars one of our biggest fans – Snow Kitsune!

Q: How long is it?
A: 12 minutes

Q: Who is the VA?
A: Snow is played by Ai-Chan, who is a VERY PATIENT DEBUTANTE

Q: When will it be released?
A: It will release when we hit 60K Twitter followers/bots. Daddy needs those Twatter Value metrics boosted.

Q: Was it made with SFM?
A: Yes, it will be the last SFM content we ever release. THANK FUCK

Q: What fetishes does the movie have?
A: Standard humanoid gangbang, and 1min of bea$ty at the end

Q: Why wasnt this part of the normal release schedule?
A: It’s what we call a recruitment exercise, like some twisted shroom-fueled rite of passage. Whenever someone wanted to join the team we gave them Project Snow to test their skills. To increase efficiency, in between projects team members would chip away at Project Snow to avoid useless downtime. Eventually a lot of people contributed (to varying degrees) We even used it to test out prospective sound editors (none survived, except for one brave lady) After finishing Kunoichi 3, I realized that Project Snow was actually about 90% complete, so instead of scrapping it I thought that it would be better to just release what we have so that some stoner out there can fap to it.

Q: Why wont it have a movie release number?
A: For the aforementioned reasons, Project Snow is a VERY scattershot project, having been worked on by 10+ different people during its production cycle. In a normal movie, myself and the lead animator typically do 90% of the total work, therefore there is somewhat of a consistent vision (to use a stupid artfag term) is present. There is no vision for Project Snow. It’s a bad acip trip through a forest of Orc dongers. It’s a collage of different failed experiments therefore I do not consider it part of the normal catalog and will not have the FOW-017 release number.

Q: Will this affect other projects?
A: Project Snow was finished quite a while ago, so it will not affect the 2019 release schedule. Think of it as a nice little bonus project. A little curiosity, a depraved oddity – like seeing a three-titted monkey at a freakshow in Alabama.

Q: Why not just release it now then?
A: Because I’m a greedy asshole, duh. Even Freakshows charge for tickets! Your ticket is bought by hitting the Follow button on Twitter.

-DC

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