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Eddie the head was born with no body, no arms, and no legs. All he had was a head. But despite this major birth defect, his parents still loved him very much. So on his sixteenth birthday, his parents found a doctor that could surgically give Eddie a body. When the parents got home, they couldn't wait to tell him that he could finally have a body and be like other normal people. When Eddie got there, they were really excited and said: "Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" And Eddie said: "Oh no, not another fucking hat!"

He Dies At The End

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01 Sep

He Dies At The End. Written & Directed by Damian Mc Carthy.

Showering With Girls

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02 Aug

I wanna make love in this tub.

Riding Shotgun

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02 Aug

Riding Shotgun is a short film about semi-professional assassins Doyle and Abby who embark on a brand new “hit” adventure. What should be a quick job turns into a fight for their lives when Doyle’s ill-timed bathroom break flushes their plans for easy money straight down the toilet.