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Eddie the head was born with no body, no arms, and no legs. All he had was a head. But despite this major birth defect, his parents still loved him very much. So on his sixteenth birthday, his parents found a doctor that could surgically give Eddie a body. When the parents got home, they couldn't wait to tell him that he could finally have a body and be like other normal people. When Eddie got there, they were really excited and said: "Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" And Eddie said: "Oh no, not another fucking hat!"

Scarlet Nights

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01 Jul

It’s complete anarchy in Gotham as StudioFOW launches its depraved new series! Without the Dark Knight around there’s a distinct lack of fear around the city, but as the Clown Princess of Crime is about to discover, there are far more terrifying things lurking in Gotham’s seedy underbelly. Lesson one of this new Gotham is […]

Battlefield 1 be like…

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25 Jun

Battlefield 1 The Slap.

When Idiots Play Games #14

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24 Jun

My Heist Crew Sucks!

Jordan Carver: Choices

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17 Jun

There are many choices out there but Jordan Carver should be your only one after watching this.

Ghost Recon Wildlands Ubisoft E3 2016 Media Briefing

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15 Jun

Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands – Ubisoft E3 2016 Media Briefing

Resident Evil 7: Beginning Hour

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15 Jun

PT repeat! We’ve got ourselves another puzzle ladies and gents. Well, we think we do. The demo keeps looping and there are many unanswered questions. What does the mannequin finger do? How to unlock the locked door? Multiple strange noises and sounds . Ghost appearances. One of the developers said to “take another look […]