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Eddie the head was born with no body, no arms, and no legs. All he had was a head. But despite this major birth defect, his parents still loved him very much. So on his sixteenth birthday, his parents found a doctor that could surgically give Eddie a body. When the parents got home, they couldn't wait to tell him that he could finally have a body and be like other normal people. When Eddie got there, they were really excited and said: "Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" And Eddie said: "Oh no, not another fucking hat!"

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Fortune Pictorial Paradise Marathon

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21 Mar

Broadcasted live on OCTV

Top 10 Insanely Violent Horror Movies

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19 Mar

Horror movies that are extremely violent and way over the top to the point that if you do decide to watch these films, don’t say we didnt’ warn you. WatchMojo presents the Top 10 movies that are insanely over the top and violent! But what movie will take the top spot on our list? Haute […]

Game Fails

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19 Mar

Corrupted Cops!

Memorize

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18 Mar

In 2027, everyone is implanted with a chip – the Memorize-chip. It records everything you see, a new system to fight crime. One unit controls the system. The SSU – Special Surveillance Unit.

Everything Wrong With Horizon: Zero Dawn

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17 Mar

Game Sins: Everything Wrong With Horizon: Zero Dawn

Rainbow Six Siege Random Moments

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17 Mar

Lazy Soldiers, Scary Surprises!

Prey The First 35 Minutes

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17 Mar

You find yourself trapped in space, being hunted by an enemy you don’t understand, and missing significant chunks of your memory. Before you get your hands on your powerful alien abilities – hell, before you even get your hands on a weapon – your life is in danger. You’ll need to use your wits and […]

Games Are Weird

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15 Mar

Falcon Punch

Top 10 Horror Movie Opening Scenes

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15 Mar

These movie openings will send chills down your spine. The first list:

Despicable Me 3 trailer #2

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14 Mar

The team who brought you Despicable Me and the biggest animated hits of 2013 and 2015, Despicable Me 2 and Minions, returns to continue the adventures of Gru, Lucy, their adorable daughters—Margo, Edith and Agnes—and the Minions. Despicable Me 3, directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda, co-directed by Eric Guillon, and written by Cinco […]