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Eddie the head was born with no body, no arms, and no legs. All he had was a head. But despite this major birth defect, his parents still loved him very much. So on his sixteenth birthday, his parents found a doctor that could surgically give Eddie a body. When the parents got home, they couldn't wait to tell him that he could finally have a body and be like other normal people. When Eddie got there, they were really excited and said: "Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" And Eddie said: "Oh no, not another fucking hat!"

Prey #3: Rites of Passage / Second Chances

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28 May

Prey #3: Rites of Passage / Second Chances playthrough.

Prey #2: Downward Spiral

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28 May

Prey #2: Downward Spiral playthrough

Prey #1: Last Call/Escape Velocity

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28 May

Prey tells the story of Tommy, a Cherokee garage mechanic stuck on a reservation going nowhere. Abducted along with his people to a menacing mothership orbiting Earth, he sets out to save himself and his girlfriend and eventually his planet.

Young Kate Upton Goes Topless In The Philippines

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18 May

A young and excited Kate Upton is a vision in sea glass and starfish, going topless, and exploring the vibrant beaches of the Philippines.

Umemaro Vol. 4 – Mai

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18 May

Mai is the fourth UMEMARO 3D mini-movie collection, released on April 6, 2004. Mai features an expanded focus on setup and plot, something that would be retained and expanded upon in every subsequent release.

Brooklyn Decker Goes Wild

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12 May

Brooklyn Decker shows off her playful side while exploring Maui, Hawaii for her tropical photoshoot.

Kate Upton Feels Herself

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12 May

More, more, more Kate Upton! Kate Upton gets wet, unwinds, soaks up the sun, and feels herself in this sensual Fiji photoshoot.

Top 10 PlayStation FAILS

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11 May

These are the times Sony, and their gaming mega-brand the PlayStation, have failed, blundered, screwed up, shafted themselves, shot themselves in the foot or otherwise screwed the pooch in terms of PR.

A Virtual Nightmare

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08 May

Nethervision brings a VR game to life unlike any other! Experience horror with all the blood, sweat, and tears. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.

Top 10 Best Kenny Deaths In South Park

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08 May

All of Kenny’s best deaths can be found right here. South Park is an insane show, and one of the best classic running gags was Kenny’s death in almost every single episode. While you don’t hear very much “oh my god they killed Kenny” anymore, there were still a lot of deaths to look though. […]