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Eddie the head was born with no body, no arms, and no legs. All he had was a head. But despite this major birth defect, his parents still loved him very much. So on his sixteenth birthday, his parents found a doctor that could surgically give Eddie a body. When the parents got home, they couldn't wait to tell him that he could finally have a body and be like other normal people. When Eddie got there, they were really excited and said: "Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" And Eddie said: "Oh no, not another fucking hat!"

Bethesda E3 2018 Press Conference

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11 Jun

This was the fourth Bethesda press conference and it was their worst, in our humble opinion. A lot of announcements and teasers, but not much gameplay. The only game they really showed, was Rage 2. Announcements of games that are years from us like Starfield and The Elder Scrolls VI, only showing logo’s? Come on […]

[E3] Devil May Cry 5 trailer

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11 Jun

Devil May Cry 5 comes to Xbox One in Spring 2019 with Xbox One X Enhanced, HDR, and 4K capabilities! The devil you know returns in the most over the top, technically advanced, utterly insane action experience of this generation.

[E3] Gears 5 trailers

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11 Jun

In Gears 5 as Kait, journey across the biggest, most beautiful Gears world ever created. Play solo or with a friend in local split-screen co-op, or online co-op and experience every mode in 4K Ultra HD resolution with stunning HDR at a smooth 60 frames per second. Coming in 2019.

[E3] Forza Horizon 4 trailer + gameplay

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11 Jun

For the first time in the racing and driving genre, experience dynamic seasons in a shared open-world. Explore beautiful scenery, collect over 450 cars, and become a Horizon Superstar in historic Britain. Here’s your first look at what you’ll be playing at E3 from the freshly announced Forza Horizon 4.

[E3] Shadow of the Tomb Raider trailer

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11 Jun

The first gameplay trailer for Shadow of the Tomb Raider showcases the high-octane action, inner conflict, and challenges that will lead to Lara Croft’s defining moment. As she races to save the world from a Maya apocalypse, Lara must master a deadly jungle, overcome terrifying tombs, and persevere through her darkest hour before being forged […]